tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7245778308187451130.post1993972057890587651..comments2023-01-02T23:47:01.561-08:00Comments on La Matadora: Dilators - a guideKeekshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07325049442005049945noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7245778308187451130.post-42328345479157033122012-04-30T11:40:42.617-07:002012-04-30T11:40:42.617-07:00Thanks Julian, where would we be without a little ...Thanks Julian, where would we be without a little variety ey?!Keekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07325049442005049945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7245778308187451130.post-65556770667841296482012-04-28T05:41:48.824-07:002012-04-28T05:41:48.824-07:00I'm not religious but I do seem to recall a fa...I'm not religious but I do seem to recall a fairly famous story in which the aforementioned God was supposed to have engineered at least one fairly significant conception without sex. I do love nutters, though: they're so entertaining.<br /><br />Nicely handled.Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10282029770260743079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7245778308187451130.post-8049165901285889282012-01-08T04:22:22.403-08:002012-01-08T04:22:22.403-08:00Dear Maypaki,
I wasn't going to reply, becaus...Dear Maypaki,<br /><br />I wasn't going to reply, because as a general rule I don't think one should indulge trolls, they make a mess of otherwise very nice bridges and have a habit of molesting poor little goats. On this occasion however, I'm going to take the bait as far as to say two things.<br /><br />1) I have a first degree in theology. Therefore it behoves me to tell you, with confidence, superiority and authority that everything you have said is - and listen carefully, because this is the technical, theological term for it - utter bullshit. <br /><br />2)Do fuck the fuck off. <br /><br />Regards,<br /><br />The Nun's VaginaKeekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07325049442005049945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7245778308187451130.post-27098564625079709582012-01-06T06:22:47.795-08:002012-01-06T06:22:47.795-08:00Primary Vaginismus.
If you have it, then your bod...Primary Vaginismus. <br />If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex. <br /><br />It is God's way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate. <br />So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.<br />Or be CELIBATE. <br />That's because it is God's way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don't realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming. <br /><br />Trying to remedy your condition is against God's will.<br />God does NOT want you to have sex. <br />If you're a woman, don't get married & don't have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.<br />God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.<br />FACE IT! You have a NUN'S VAGINA.<br />It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.<br /><br />VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.<br />God truly works in strange ways.<br /><br />Vaginismus may be the strongest evidence that God exist. Some higher power can manipulate a woman's body for population control. I am now an enlightened man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com