Monday, 2 April 2012

The Reluctant Frou

Hello Vaginistas,

I've been thinking, it's about time we came up with another name for vaginismus. I mean, it’s not a pretty word is it? And it really doesn’t tell you anything about what it stands for; quite frankly it just sounds a bit icky.I think it’s about time we came up with something a bit more catchy/whimsical. I’m a big fan of whimsy. In fact, I'm quite sad I didn't think to call this blog "The Reluctant Frou", but this post will have to do. 

To that end, here are my suggestions; please feel free to contribute below (a friend of mine suggested “The Lady is a Clamp”, which I am very pleased with): 

The Big Ouchy
Lady Zip
The Reluctant Frou
The Impenetrable Forest of Bwindi
A Nun’s Vagina
No Stuffin’ the Muffin
Fanny Flincher
Love Lockdown
The Uncompromising Clam
The No-Manny Fanny
Minge Cringer
The Lady is a Clamp
The Pissed Pussy
The Stubborn Drawbridge
The Gates of Mordor
Vagelina Clampbucket
Vaggy Voodoo
Pandora’s Box
Cunnot / Cun’t


  1. Loving these. You are a complete star to have written this blog. x

  2. My particular favourites are the Reluctant Frou and Lady Zip - though the Lady is a Clamp made me laugh!

  3. Frightened fanny?
    Cautious c***?
    Preventative poonanie?

    1. Ooh preventative poonanie - wordy AND contempo. Don't be shy anon, CUNT is a perfectly acceptable word on my watch!